Write a limerick using random words. For extra credit, try to use them as end rhymes, and if you don't know what a word means, just click it.

Your words are:

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Random Past Limericks

Doug Holley used shafting tolerably tumble Adventist to write:

I'd much rather go to the dentist
Than talk to a Seventh Day Adventist.
I'll take the extracting,
The root canal shafting,
Or tumble, tolerably, with the hygienist.

Joshua Paine used Dimitri undrinkable to write:

A poor Russian peasant, Dimitri
Spooked a magical bird in a beech tree.
So with charms unthinkable
It made vodka undrinkable,
Which crushed the sad Russian completely.

How to Play

You get some random words. You must write a limerick using all those words (or reasonable/funny forms of those words). Do it singly; do it collaboratively; do it competitively; do it however the muse strikes you.

What's a limerick?
Well a limerick's a lighthearted verse
Rhyming AABBA, of c'urse.
For instruction remedial,
Consult wikipedia.
Then come back here and give us your worst!
How long do I have?
That's up to you and/or your friends.
What happens if I fail?
That's up to you, too. This game is adaptable to a wide variety of nerdy English-major parties and decision-making processes.

About

The code is simple and hackish. I'll add features and improve efficiency as time and interest permit. Some kind of "best of" feature and checking to see if your limerick actually includes the required words are on the list.

Even if you really like this game, please do not submit it to anything likely to generate more than a couple dozen hits without giving me warning: this script isn't nearly as efficient as it could be, and with much traffic my server would probably explode.